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 Thank You Pills


*When You Want To Say Thank You With An Extra Touch Of Class
*People Report Warm Feelings After Giving & Getting
*Show Them You Really Are Grateful
*No One Forgets A Thought Like This


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 Good Luck Pills

*Finest Good Luck Pills On The Market
*Acutely Stimulates Inspiration
*Can Make Trouble A Stranger
*People Report Sharp Bursts Of Innovation

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 Thinking Of You Pills


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 Stupid Pills
 
*May help maintain forgetfulness

*People report ease in saying wrong thing at right time

*Could assist with multiple brain farts

*Longest lasting stupid pill on the market
*Superior to our idiot pills

*Politicians find habit forming & highly addictive



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 Anti Stupid Pills


*May help as aid to cure forgetfulness

*Could assist you’ll say right thing at right time

*Possible elimination of brain farts

*Superior to idiot suppression pills
*Politicians may find mixed results
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 Grow A Pair Pills

*Could assist in curing indecisiveness

*May aid as instant confidence builder
*People report ease in asking for a raise

*Possible aid in development of leadership traits
*Perfect for nerds looking for "the date"
*Use before meeting "the family" for the first time 
*Politicians may find addictive
*Reports are that just the shock of receiving produces results


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 Chill Pills

*Perfect for parents of teenage drivers 

*May aid as relief from continual nagging
*A type personalities may temporarily morph into couch potatoes

*Use as directed.  Prolonged use may produce results similar to a lobotomy.
*Control freaks may be able to stand in line patiently

 
 



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 You Are 1 Crazy
Bitch Pills (Remain One)

*May help to alienate friends & family.
*Aid to keeping Govt job.
*When he wants a second date & you don't.
*Insure you'll cause road rage.

*Make sure the boy friend never pops the question.
*Mother-in-law deterrent.





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 You Are 1 Crazy
Bitch Pills 
(Get Over Being One)

*Friends & family may be able to stand you again.
*Aid to keeping Govt job.
*When you want a second date & he is not so sure.
*Insure you'll avoid road rage.

*Make sure the boy friend "considers" popping the question.
*Mother-in-law relationship aid.
*Reports are that just the shock of receiving produces results


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 Shut The Hell Up Pills

*Take one pill at onset of babbling.
*May cure excessive chattiness.
*Great if on 1st date you feel urge to talk about your 23 cats.
*Lawyers give to clients before depositions.
*Aids in development of listening skills & appreciation of quiet time. 
*Politicians may need triple dose or more to be effective.


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 Get Rich Pills

*May cure financial indecisiveness & aid with self confidence.
*Use when creative entrepreneurial thoughts are needed.
*Could help in development of money makeover.
*Take if tempted to buy lotto tickets.
*Politicians will find addictive.



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A high quality cellophane wrapped mint card with 37+- sugar free breath mints has the following ingredient label:
MC Sugar-Free.  Sorbitol, Artificial Flavors, Artificial & Natural Colors (FD&C Blue No. 1, Yellow No. 6, Titanium Dioxid), Aspartame, Magnesium Stearate, Green Tea.  Packed where peanuts, milk, eggs, wheat, soy & tree nuts are used.  Admints - 31516


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